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burn squad!

an annoying term used by loud, obnoxious freshmen when someone has been burned. generally followed by a loud "WOOWOOWOO" siren noise..
annoying guy 1 - DUDE YOUR PAINTING SUCKS!
annoying guy 2 - WELL YOUR FACE SUCKS!
both - BURN SQUAD! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!!!
both (satisfied) - man, that was a good one.
mugGet the burn squad!mug.

Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013
mugGet the Road-burned bratwurstmug.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
mugGet the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug.

burnside burn

Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.
Buzz has a Burnside Burn that happened during lunch.
by Becca 79 November 20, 2020
mugGet the burnside burnmug.

Mississippi rope burn

when you put your phallus between your partners ass and seesaw it untill her or his ass has burn marks
my partner has been annoying. ima give her a Mississippi rope burn
by sammache August 31, 2025
mugGet the Mississippi rope burnmug.

burning

when someone is joking or lying
man you burning like that?
by jokersssss October 25, 2015
mugGet the burningmug.

Devil burn

A scar, scratch, burn you get when you’re sleep after having a nightmare
I woke up with a devil burn on my arm
by hotdoghotdoghotdigiddog November 11, 2020
mugGet the Devil burnmug.

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