When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

there’s a thing call a moon burn
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
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by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019

In a verbal back and forth, calling the winner.
Universal Rule : One can not call their own BURN or kaburn.
Universal Rule : One can not call their own BURN or kaburn.
An argument is like a fight or war, with people attacking each other's opinions and defending their own.
One party declares who is the winner or "Calling a burn or kaburn" Not allowed.
Shot down his argument by declaring oneself the winner. Not allowed.
It was a real battle of wits. Kaburn! <--- not allowed
One party declares who is the winner or "Calling a burn or kaburn" Not allowed.
Shot down his argument by declaring oneself the winner. Not allowed.
It was a real battle of wits. Kaburn! <--- not allowed
by Queen of the Castle June 5, 2013

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