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blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.
Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk
by toastface August 25, 2005
mugGet the blow my face offmug.

blow my brains out

wanking furiously
blow my brains out is a phrase used when you wank so hard that your brain EXPLODES EVERYWHERE FROM EUPHORIA
by eatingrice May 4, 2015
mugGet the blow my brains outmug.

blow job from hell

A Toribash move where the aggressor shoves his head into their opponent's crotch. At this point they can do one of two things:
1: Ram their head into their opponent some more
2: Slam their opponent against the ground

Both of these movements cause major dismemberment
Holy crap! You just got a blow job from hell!
by Quanto March 15, 2007
mugGet the blow job from hellmug.

Blow Yo Bowl Back

When you knock someone with a chili bowl(hair cut) out
or scare the shit out of some one with a chili bowl (hair cut)
Keep Talkin shit and ill Blow YO Bowl Back!

He was about to Blow yo Bowl Back When you came around the corner.
by $BIG AARON$ January 6, 2009
mugGet the Blow Yo Bowl Backmug.

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!
Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!
by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010
mugGet the Aggravating Blow Job Doritomug.

National Blow Job Day

On May 10th every girl has to walk up to a boy single or taken and rip there pants down and give them a good old fashioned blow job
by Juan Escobar June 4, 2018
mugGet the National Blow Job Daymug.

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