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String bean 

someone who rather resembles a dried out, shrivelled potato or bean sprout. They have aspirations of being a DJ, known as DJ stringbean. THey have no social life, no sex life, and generally are lower than Nerds/Geeks on the social scale.
"DUDE, that guy is such a String bean!"

"I'm DJ STRINGBEAN!!!"

"Stringbean's in the house"
Related Words
beans Beaner beanie bean dip beano Beanbag bean head beaned beanis beaning

three bean carpet salad 

When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.
John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.
three bean carpet salad by n26 October 17, 2007

banana bean 

A type of bean that is far worse than baked beans. It is made out of a banana skin and only the shit poorest humans eat.
Did you see Mary-anne? her family is soo poor she was eating a banana bean sandwhich. Poor Bitch
banana bean by iwanaeatsomemingesoon September 18, 2009

Flick the bean 

Play with your ass. Or the act of playing with you vagina
Hey babe I'm gonna go flick the bean don't wait up !
Flick the bean by Lindsey_lover123 November 9, 2015
When a girl takes her used condom, empties it out and freezes the skizz, and then discreetly puts it in her man's ice cream the next day. A technique for emasculating and humiliating a heterosexual man by providing undeniable proof that he has swallowed semen, albeit unknowingly.
Watch out dude, I heard she slipped her last boyfriend a lima bean!
Lima Bean by Zyaarrrrgh July 23, 2009

Flick the bean 

all the lads shouting flick the bean fairly sure that’s about Susie.
Flick the bean is female masturbation, flicking the clitorus of your PUSSAY

All the boys are talking about flicking Susie’s bean.
Flick the bean by BossManStan&DHS September 14, 2018