real

real

Person 1: “I wanna kill myself”
Me: “real” (I hate myself)

by XxAndrewTatesAssH4irsMegaFagxX September 3, 2023

The Real Peter Principle

Actually the "Law of Diminishing Return" renamed to reflect the social mores and cerebral content of its enforcers.

I could tell by that appointment to the seat I had kept so warm that The Real Peter Principle had been applied.

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023

Real Food

It implies the existence of fake food

Real food implies the existence of fake food

by I Like To Define Words June 23, 2022

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"

by blr416 April 18, 2025

Real

A term used for agreement, specifically to state that one’s negative emotions match another’s feelings perfectly

“I genuinely cannot take this anymore. My life is in ruins. I have suicidal thoughts every second of the day. Everybody hates me and I hate myself just as much”

“Real”

by Jack King-Hoffman September 30, 2022

For Real

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for real bro she is hot af

by joshyyy_e March 3, 2020

Real Peel

A hardworking individual.
Put in their time to gain respect and confidence of their peers.

That guy is the Real Peel!

by 9290 May 16, 2020