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bob

My boss is such a Bob
by Yo Boiiiiii October 10, 2021
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Bob Job

When you're almost out of booze and you need a ride down to the liqour store so you call your friend Bob for a ride.
Lord help me y'all I am almost out booze, I need a Bob Job NOW! He needs to give me a ride down to the Quicker Liqour Dicker Store.
by PicklePatriot June 1, 2024
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Bob

The cutest person in the history of the world. It's almost impossible to describe the beauty, the grace, the wonderfulness, and the piece of absolute perfection that is Bob. Bob will continue to be perfect while the rest of us mere mortals will cower in complete awe.
Person 1: Is that Bob?
Person 2: OMG, it's Bob! Quick, get on the floor and bow!
by numberonebobsimp May 21, 2021
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Bob the Builder

A woman who financially supports and ‘builds up’ a broke ass man who can’t provide for his woman, under the guise that they are making a shared life and future together. When the guy is eventually affluent and can provide, he will leave Bob for a younger chick who he can provide for. Popularised by online relationship guru She Ra Seven.
I don’t know what she sees in that guy. She must be a Bob the Builder.
by Devyn74 February 17, 2024
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Dodgy Bob

A shit that refuses to be flushed
After the second flush I knew I’d done a dodgy bob
by Kavorks October 12, 2019
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Bob Ross

Chicken want a bang. Sod pop where? nnnneeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bannana
Guy 1# Do you know who Bob Ross is? Guy2# You don.t who Bob Ross is !!!??? Guy 1# No? Guy 2#Chicken want a bang. Sod pop where? nnnneeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bannana
by Kool Dad 2097 May 31, 2022
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bob

that one person who's like average or sumthin' and like always that one person in the background of every tv show
oh bob there? yeah no we dont talk about him.
by YlcvPzHdlzvtl January 9, 2022
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