ass snacker

one who licks/bites/eats a bit of ass. A lesser form of ass muncher.

johnny is an ass muncher, but johnny's sister is an ass snacker.

by Cgeier August 16, 2006

ass czar

1. One who loves the butt
2. One who prefers the ass to tits and takes advantage of this preference.

You like to screw girls from behind in your car
Cause your a f-in ass czar!

by Jigglyhouse September 27, 2005

wallet-ass

A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.

"Man, I got some bad wallet-ass!"

"Well, maybe you shouldn't sit so damn much."

by Richard Oslo December 9, 2008

ass shnozzing

The act of vigorously rubbing ones nose in another ones ass.

I was eating a bitch's pussy out doggie-style while giving her a little ass shnozzing.

by Peter Shnozzinbutte November 9, 2007

ass chips

Chips that take like somebody's butt.

Your breath smells like you just ate some ass chips.

by Black_Spade June 17, 2008

Weenie-ass

(noun) The epitome of a pansy-fraidy-cat-numb-nutt who demonstrates a clear inability to be adventures in every sense of the word.

(verb) A failure that can be attributed to the lack of adventurousness in one's character.

(noun) "That weenie-ass really needs to get out of his shell some time!"

(verb) "Gosh-golly Jack, you really weenie-assed that one up!"

by The man who makes muffins February 26, 2011

Ass Token

Currency that will be used across the world when robots take over the world.
Instead of being backed up with gold like most currency is this will be backed up with sex

"Robot: I will charge you one ass token to play the fiddle!"

by OmNiLaSh November 22, 2003