Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

Asshole in a Frenzy

When you use this phrase it means it got you irritated,angry, and/or made your asshole clench from Anxiety.

I hate when i can’t half-swipe on snapchat, it sent my asshole in a frenzy.

by BadBittieInTheCity April 25, 2020

Asshole

A person who makes people feel like shit most know as an Ayden

Oh wow he's such an asshole must be named Ayden

by Wacky person 242 November 18, 2016

Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021

Asshole

A Self Serving Hard On Lacking Empathy

Watch out! This asshole in front of us doesn't seem considerate enough to realize others share the road, too.
He just left me here for no reason, what an asshole.
It was a racist comment only an asshole would think of.

by The2ndGasJockey August 15, 2018

Asshole

Someone who stops a conversation by saying "Did I ask?"

person 1: "I got a cat today."
person 2: "Did I ask?"
person 1: "You're an asshole."

by notbillybob420 March 5, 2021

Asshole

Somebody or something that screwed up and could also be called a Jackass.

Tyler was acting like an asshole when he tried to print a literal brick.

by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022