April 29th

Nation show your bro your dick day

Yo, its April 29th u know what time it is.

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

April 28th, 1995

The day an absolute legendary singer, Melanie Martinez, was born. Everyone should dedicate every April 28th to her.

Crybaby: April 28th, 1995 was my favorite day.
Other Guy: Why?
Crybaby: You wouldn't get it.

by ChaotiaX April 29, 2023

april 29th

april 29th it's the high infidelity national day! by taylor mf swift
sorry calvin harris but

You know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love
The slowest way is never loving them enough
Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?
Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?

by egocentrca May 1, 2023

April

Is the most crazy person you will ever meet, in all the good ways. They are adventurous and wild, and can cuss anyone out on the spot. April is always absolutely jaw-droppingly gorgeous, but will never mention it. April's pull the most guys, and is popular but sweet. April can make you have abs in two minutes just by her jokes. If you have an April in your life, listen up: NEVER EVER LET HER GO. She will be the best friend you can ever ask for.

That girl is almost as pretty as April.

by ufbshbf May 4, 2023

April 18th

Anniversary of pissy pamper/kid cudi by playboi carti being leaked.

April 18th pissy pamper day is my favorite holidays because carti is my favorite artist.

by hdmicord February 9, 2023

April 24th

Let’s not make April 24th into national r@pe day let’s make it into national st@b all men who touch girls day

Girl:hey guess what day it is?
Boy:nation r@pe day and April 24th
Girl:no national st@b all men who touch girls day

Boy:wait that’s better I’m in!

by Abby-mae February 13, 2023

April 28

National ask out/kiss your crush day!
On April 28 you have to kiss or ask out your crush out!

Monica: Emily!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!

by Lisax February 16, 2023