Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 26, 2022
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Air whoopsies

When your body starts to flail when you are too high above ground, most often while performing some sort of arial arts.
Devon got a case of the air whoopsies when he tried to nail that 720 on the half pipe. He looked like the inflatable arm flailing tube man.
by SmashleyL February 15, 2022
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Active Air Freshener

Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.
Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."
by MechaWasTaken February 18, 2021
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air dabs

"Congratulations everyone! We helped find a cure for cancer, air dabs to you!"
by Thatoneguyyoudontknow November 03, 2013
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Air puke

by Jobdon April 06, 2016
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Air Virgin

Someone Who hasn’t jerked off yet
“You can tell he’s an air virgin by his virgin walk
by LilNomad September 13, 2019
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Air Cake

For their anniversary, Dick gave Jane an air cake.
by johnnyc112 March 27, 2011
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