April 24th

National protect people day!

1: you it's April 24th whoo!
2: what no go yo hell you weirdo
1: No its national protect people
2:OH, that'd so much better then r4pe day whoo!

by M3ntal 🤷🏽‍♀️ February 27, 2023

April 5th

April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day

Hey dude what day is it?

Oh it’s April 5th

Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?

by Salsa ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ March 14, 2023

April 15th

International fuck day, have fun

"U wanna fuck because its April 15th"

by Ceejay55657 March 14, 2023

April 7

the day the biggest idiot ever was born. nobody likes guys who are born on this day.

"It's April 7"
"It's HIS birthday"

by lrosews March 19, 2023

april 6th

This is the day that guys with the biggest dicks are born.

Ken is born on april 6th l, he's dick should be really big

by 0P198149083VHOPAJNDJ²P092384UG March 20, 2023

April 1

National give your boyfriend head day

You know what day it is tomorrow? No why? its April 1st are you giving your boyfriend head. yawpp

by dooniesbeater March 22, 2023

April 27

April 27 is the national buster day. Everyone born in this day are automatically fat and get no hoes and are broke.

Look his name is Jared and he was born in April 27 we know he gets no hoes

by Realtropi March 24, 2023