by Brothersred April 2, 2024

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

by Sparkiee July 27, 2022

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

" You is a moon donkey or wa?"(rhetorical question) - Bajan dialect
"Are you a moon donkey or what?"- Standard English Translation
"Are you a moon donkey or what?"- Standard English Translation
by herbert heckleberry March 17, 2022

A Danillo Doneky is the highest order of the general donkey which refers to a person who is rare combination of arrogant and ignorant. When you see you a Danillo Donkey in the wild stay clear of them.
Last night some Danillo Donkeys showed up and the party turned into a shit show even the regular donkeys were turned off
by The Donkey Stopper September 22, 2016

Donkey: “Oh this is another one of those onions things isn’t it?”
Also Donkey: “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
Also Donkey: “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
by A_Daubzyeeyee April 21, 2021
