national fuck day

october 14th

we can have a national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 13, 2019

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National Fuck Day

April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.

Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day

by Vince Madici April 15, 2019

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December Fuck Day

If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.

Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!

by europe1922 December 14, 2020

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Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid to trust them again; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.
If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way; In Other words: Sadly mistaken.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"

If you think that I'm going to allow you to back into my home after you called the police on me for disciplining you behind your phone misuse, you got life fucked up.

by D20202000 July 15, 2023

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