Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018
Get the Fake Fuck Festmug. A group of individuals who have been involved in a similar situation usually revolving around certain drugs, which in return find themselves always knowing the same people and sharing the same lovers like revolving doors.
by Random Ramblings 20th century August 30, 2022
Get the Fuck showmug. Fuck Female February, the month of February, of which you have to fuck 1 female on the 1st, 2 females on the 2nd, up to the last day of the month
Jeremy: bro are you ready for fuck female February?
Carl: for sure bro, got all of my 28 girlfriends all lined up
Carl: for sure bro, got all of my 28 girlfriends all lined up
by Sexman3000 November 1, 2020
Get the Fuck female februarymug. If the mom fucked the dad and had two kids boy and girl and the boy fucked the mom and the girl fucked the mom the children of the mom and boy is called the dad then who is the real dad if none of this was real....mind fucked
by Fuck mined,being confused December 30, 2011
Get the Mind Fuckmug. A day where you recognize a person that your not dating but is having sexual relations with. Takes place October 5th
Girl1: Wassup wit you and CJ
Girl2: Girl fuck him but imma still post him for “National We Anit Together But We Fucking” day
Girl2: Girl fuck him but imma still post him for “National We Anit Together But We Fucking” day
by REALHOTGIRLSHII October 3, 2019
Get the National We Anit Together But We Fuckingmug. Person A: did you see the fuck cuss cone last night on tv
Person B: nope, bro, I was there in the crowd
Person B: nope, bro, I was there in the crowd
by FlopEaredFuckrr November 22, 2018
Get the fuck cuss conemug. 