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no fuck off

combine:" pick up that can."
Gordon freeman " no fuck off."
combine: *explodes*
Gordon freeman:*walks off*
by Hat life April 1, 2023
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Work like fuck

When the only option is to work really hard to get a job done.
John: "Have you done that report? It's due today."
Ash: "I haven't started it. I don't think I can get it done today."
John: "What if you work like fuck?"
Ash: "If I work like fuck, I can get it done."
by Jimmy Peters July 1, 2021
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Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.
"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"
by Barron Lands December 14, 2024
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Who you fuck

You likely know that it's the literal opposite of that and THAT'S THE ACTUAL PROBLEM. If you were in a brothel I wouldn't care who you fucked.
Hym "It's not who you fuck. It's who you don't and across what axis you're discriminating. How YOU regard people is entirely contingent upon whether or not you're dealing with a bigot. I'm no different."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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by Inni84 July 17, 2023
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Fuck Boy

I've dated him. You've dated him. Your Gran probably dated him in a past life. He's why we are all here. He takes many forms and can be hard to spot, but guaranteed to leave you with a broken heart, a huge sense of injustice and often an itch that you can never fully scratch (you should really get that tested).
He texted me 'you up?' at 3:18am.

He's DEFINITELY a fuck boy.
by FboyPodcast June 16, 2021
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Big Fucking Guant

Whrn you're fucking a slut and you hit the wrong spot in her vagina with your cock, resulting in an eruption of blood.
Damn, that was a BFG (Big Fucking Guant)
by YeFuckinBoi May 14, 2017
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