tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.

Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.

by Richb1 September 29, 2023

Wank waffling

The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce

“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”

by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024

Pretzel wank

An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel

1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?

by Itsfarkinchriso June 01, 2017

pull my wank

Jacking off

When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.

by Got Bent Last Night September 11, 2023

can't-wank-erous

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.

Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.

by ladydady October 22, 2015

Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES

luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...

by ProfessorMindWank November 18, 2020