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Heard A Turd

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
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barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd
Look out for that barf turd!
by Baumgeeb May 15, 2018
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Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
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Turd

You’re a turd.
by PooStanky February 19, 2022
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Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.
Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”
by Ole Ric November 2, 2018
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turd flu

slang for a toilet that men (usually teenagers) use for when they masturbate on the toilet.
Jimmy: Yeah I masturbated on the turd flu during gym class
Elijah: Damn Jimmy! You’re insane!
by sebb. November 29, 2017
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word turd

not being able to get words out; like being constipated, but with words.
Dude 1: Dude, spit it out!

Dude 2: Sorry Dude, I just had a word turd
by haramb3 November 24, 2016
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