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Orange idiot, probably smells like expired children’s makeup kits.
oh no here comes the rapist!

You mean trump?
Trump by Kylzoii April 17, 2020
Republicans who think with their party instead of their brains.
My representative is such a trump. What did he do? He does what the Republican Party tells him to do rather than listen to science.

Trump Bowel Syndrome 

Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.

Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.

Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.

These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex

(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).

There is hope for the sufferer:

Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.

The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
Whats going on! Does that guy have rabies? No he has Trump Bowel Syndrome.
\ ˈtrəmp \ - (verb)

To out idiot yourself or someone else, a besting of a previous state or person in a negative way.
He Trumped all previous acts of embarrassment when he shit his pants.
Trump by Rumbleish April 24, 2020
trump
adjective
1. having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense: stupid
2. slow of mind: obtuse
3. given to unintelligent decisions or acts: acting in an unintelligent or careless manner
4. marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting: senseless // a trump decision
5. vexatious, exasperating
He is so trump. He just washed down his hydrochloroquine with a tall glass of Lysol.
trump by CLAP-S April 26, 2020
The lowest form of a negative word. No other negative word that relates to someone's intelligence can compare to this one. The true and worst insult to someone's intelligence.
Jeez, that guy is such a Trump. He literally gave the worst advice ever and in such a serious way. Does he really think that? I feel bad for them.
Trump by The_Epic_Truthful_Chad April 27, 2020