Phoenix Social

Me and my associates were banned from this toxic and idiotic site by a Taiwanese spy! Steer clear!

Person 1: Who won the election?
Person 2: According to Phoenix Social, Donald Trump won!

by Berry Mccociner November 30, 2020

Social Mediac

A person who is completely obsessed with social media.

Jim: Man, Trish had posted another thing on Facebook. Add that with the other social sites.

Mike: She is a complete social mediac, man.

by Momoco926 April 05, 2018

social admin

The effort one has to put into maintaining relationships and organising events; the non-fun bit of friendships.

Jenny: How come you didn't RSVP to my party invite? Don't you like me?
Paul: Social admin overload this month.
Jenny: Fair enough.

by JB42 January 07, 2014

Awkwardly social

When a person is so comfortable and social it becomes awkward to be around them.

Person A: “Dude, do you know that guy? They talk so much it’s weird.. Makes me uncomfortable just being around them.

Person B: “Oh yeah, that’s just Greg. He’s awkwardly social.

Person A: “What.”

by Kosarakachakara May 02, 2024

Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.

Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.

by GlizzyDoll May 22, 2022

Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 20, 2022

Social Tax

The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.

Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?

by Knightingale Mason January 09, 2020