Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

Yellow penis

A yellow penis

I have a yellow penis

by Hdjsxicjs October 27, 2016

My penis

It’s too long to type.

I would tell u Joke about my penis but it’s too long

by Rmath July 5, 2019

penis koala

small fury animal that likes to cling onto penises or a particular penis, they are also known as anna

'ian you are so lucky because you have got the only penis koala that is left in the world'

by the president of montenegro October 1, 2008

eagle penis

The genitals of a large and majestic bird.

Often used in potions.

Harry Potter: Why isn't this bloody potion working?
Hermione: We were low on eagle penis.

by i'mjustheretofuckaround May 2, 2011

gay penis

A penis that springs up at the sight of a man, despite what the actual person wants (whether the person is homo or straight)

Ah fuck, i wanted to tap Angelina, but my gay penis wanted Adam.

by LilJPezzy September 13, 2016

georgia penis

The largest cock known to man-kind. It is 17 inches in girth and 16 inches in length. Usually found on rednecks that fly the rebel flag regularly. They use Georgia red clay as lubricant for their trailer park sluts. Unlike Alabama penises , we don't fuck family members

Girl: " I couldn't walk this morning "

Guy: he gave you the Georgia penis didn't he "

by Young savage with the Mack March 14, 2017