Jacob

The most popular male baby name I'm 1997. Due to its Abrahamic origins the name Jacob has been popular for millenia.

Dad has always loved Jacob more than us. Let's steal his coat and throw him in the well.

by rslashjacob September 20, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a huge ass gamer and he will get mad if you disturb his "gamer time." He will always read your messages, but not always answer you. If you call him, be sure to be ready for a decline XD he's not a mean person, he is just socially awkward and doesn't really like the idea of "outta school contact," it's okay tho. He's a wonderful friend and he will always be there for you =)

Person 1: I can't believe him!
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Jacob! He's reading my messages but not answering me!
Person 2: he's a socially awkward person and you're interupting his gamer time.

by irishidiot-xx February 17, 2020

Jacob

The most amazing guy ever. They're a gentleman and super smart. They are a social butterfly, always nice and friendly with everyone. They are also one of the most oblivious people you will ever meet. They can be a huge dork but it a good way.

Jacob is an amazing guy!

by BookNerd79 November 30, 2021

Jacob Hill

Jacob Hill has a huge johnson and weird hair, he is irish with ocean blue eyes, and has a fresh trim and he is sitting next to me in english rn.

"Jacob Hill" has a big johnson
Oh no jacobs johnson is growing

by Bradley boss November 12, 2023

Jacob

That one fucker at my school with a switch lite

Jacob's mah home boi

by xXNutBusterXx December 31, 2019

Jacob

A wettie who who will not allow anyone to make fun of him. Can give it but will not take it and will always end up crying back to mummy.

Jacob’s a bit of a wettie ngl.

by Defo not me mate November 30, 2021

Jacob Siemens

Jacob Siemens is a very common name from the 1800, they use this name to a describe someone who likes to copy things from other people.
They like to think they are very good smelling but in reality all they use is SWY intensely.

Jacob Siemens copied Hudson’s shoes, pants, and shirt,

by Arshamhater 123 November 2, 2023