Ben

Sexy asf with one hell of a jawline,

This guy leads you on with his curly hair, no brows, saggy ass, and slides with no socks
He likes to take pics for insta in random places. Examples include- swamp, on top of golf carts, friends kitchen, basement with walls of alcohol.
Hobbies include- snapping multiple girls the same thing at the same time but he doesn’t know they all know eachother, hanging with “the boys”, and with his Cheeto gf.

P1: omg hes so hot. Whatta “god”
P2: no his name is Ben
P3: his hair is such a turn on

P2: I heard he was messing some girl and her sister at the same time!

by Volleyballgirl_27 November 12, 2018

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Ben Decker

The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.

Becky used to think that my tail was big, but now she's smashing Ben Decker.
Ben Decker is a hoe.

by faglord3000 August 7, 2017

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