Purple b**ch

That friend you have that has a thing for older men and has strange kinks and tends to be very a very supportive and excellent friend.

Friend1: hey girrrrl why haven't you replied to text I've been having problems with my bf lately

friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter what💜😘.

Friend1: you purple b**ch😳 . I love you😊❤

by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020

Purple Fweem

An extremely sugary purple drink made by the character Kevin from the Crabgrass comic series. Unofficially known as lean for kids, the high-fructose drank is so potent that it causes any first-timer to scream "FWEEM!" at the top of their lungs.

Kevin: "Check it out. Seven kinds of soda, two cups of sugar, and a whole pack of Brainies™ candy!"
Miles: "It's so THICK!"
Kevin: "I call it Purple Fweem."
Miles: "That's a weird na- FWEEM!"

by therealsemechki January 9, 2024

Purple headed womb brush

The end of penis

He give me a good clean out with his purple headed womb brush

by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

Purple vortex

When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.

Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!

by smallPOPA June 6, 2019

purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019

purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!

by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

Purple

Slang.

Means cool or awesome.

person 1: "have you watched the movie elf?"
person 2: "yeah its so purple"

by alien_girl December 14, 2024