monster

zia :D

act your way through life so no one sees the monster B)

by nou0307 March 31, 2022

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Burgchurg September 22, 2021

Green Monster

The act of shitting green diarrhea directly on another person's face for sexual gratification.

Oh man scully give me a green monster.

by I am the green monster August 21, 2024

Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

Cookie Monster

The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies

I ate her out cookie monster style

by Nutslap3000 November 3, 2020

Hidden Monster

A large piece of shit that gets covered up by the seat cover (behind the toilet); the turd is partially visible through the thin white paper

That hidden monster is gross looking and stinks.
Did you see the hidden monster in the toilet at Burger King?
Fuck! It's a hidden monster!

by THIS-IS-STUPID November 16, 2010

sea monster

Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.

Look at the size of his sea monster.

by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009