Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.
by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009
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Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
by country bear July 15, 2018
Get the two-legged twatwafflemug. A term used in NYC to describe a female or male who talks a lot of people; platonically/romantically.
by lia . 💋 February 10, 2023
Get the legmug. When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
Get the one eyed, one legged piratemug. by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022
Get the Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken legmug. A daddy is a way of labeling a someone as attractive and automatically gives them the dominant role in the relationship.
Also the oldest, best or biggest of something.
Long legs means the person has particularly long legs and often means they can run fast.
Also the oldest, best or biggest of something.
Long legs means the person has particularly long legs and often means they can run fast.
by IsabellesBabyGirrl June 8, 2023
Get the Daddy Long Legsmug. When the sex is so good that your legs are all wobbly and you can’t walk right.
Can also be used when referring to good head that has the same wobbly leg result
Can also be used when referring to good head that has the same wobbly leg result
by Backwoodsbarbie November 10, 2022
Get the Ariel legsmug.