A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)
by kman142 July 31, 2022
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Get the Beyoncé Shower mug.When you get just your hair wet in the shower and then spray some of Justin’s cologne on you and hit the road.
by San Jamar August 7, 2022
Get the Based Shower mug.The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.
by San Jamar August 7, 2022
Get the Based Shower mug.The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.
“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”
“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022
Get the Going Shit-to-shower mug.A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.
Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.
by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022
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B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.
by thelegendtwentyeven June 8, 2022
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