golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

sunscreen shower

when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell

Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!

One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!

by yerkmyjerky August 9, 2019

Baby Shower

When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool

“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024

Meteor shower

When someone moons and lets bits of poop come out.

Ben is so gross, he let a meteor shower rain loose on my carpet

by WillyMaster1001 April 4, 2024

Shower Usurper

A person who, When they stay over at a house other to their own, Feels entitled to use Someone else's Shower without Asking.

"Don't you invite that guy over he's a fucking Shower Usurper".

by Cross Cocoa October 2, 2021

shower kitty

A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.

I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty

by Professional Humanoid September 13, 2020

Scrotal shower

When a partner cuts your scrotum and then said partner shakes blood from the laceration on to their sexual partner.

She lightly cut his nuts and laid down to let him scrotal shower her!

by Half_hntr September 3, 2021