Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.

I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall

by RATTnroll September 26, 2024

ghetto earphoning

The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.

I swear, ghetto earphoning is so low class. Just buy another headset you stupid poor shits.

by FailFaceFTW March 15, 2014

ghetto hot dog

Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.

Maci was hangry AF so I gave her a ghetto hot dog.

by theoriginalsteevio October 01, 2022

Ghetto Steed

A bicycle.

"Had to get here on my fucking, ghetto steed."

by derangedcatboye December 11, 2023

ghetto fist

When you make something work when it’s broken and it’s ghetto.

Bro that duck taped window is a ghetto fist.

by TrainERusso December 24, 2017

Ghetto Financing

See layaway.

We have bad credit so we cant get a credit card but we want this item yo. Well put in on use ghetto financing and put it on layaway and pay 50 cents a month for the next 5 years to we get it.

by Yourname222 May 19, 2013

Ghetto Lean

When one mixes NyQuil or Robitussin with Sprite, and candy, to create the lesser effects of Lean

Got some NyQuil and made ghetto lean to get through my cold

by 54321run May 30, 2018