Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
by GuapAchmed August 23, 2023
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Get the face hard on mug.When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
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Get the shore hardness mug.A word to skirt around 2 very different slurs, one being racist that every other definition in UD will explain, & the other being "Retard," because it starts with an R & "Tard" is also a slur.
There has been no study on the divide between the use; Generational, regional, financial, or racial, outside of the fact that the use for r3t@rd is very common outside of the USA but still used in the states. Both groups up until 2023 seem to have been completely unaware of the alternative use for the term, due to cultural or social differences & a lack of communication between cliques.
There has been no study on the divide between the use; Generational, regional, financial, or racial, outside of the fact that the use for r3t@rd is very common outside of the USA but still used in the states. Both groups up until 2023 seem to have been completely unaware of the alternative use for the term, due to cultural or social differences & a lack of communication between cliques.
It wasn't until the Linus Tech Tips podcast that people learned there were two uses for the Hard R, & neither of them were good.
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Get the hard spam mug.The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.
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