Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019

Eggplant Hard

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.

I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.

by Handsy with Manny December 27, 2017

if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny

Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny

by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 31, 2021

Hard Roller

Typically older gentleman gathered at the Stewart’s shop eating hard rolls and talking about their ailments …

“Those hard rollers are always here talking about their kidney stones and buttering their hard rolls for hours”

by Quinnradio January 29, 2023

hard milk

the milk that that's harder than the blue cheese stuck at the back of your god cousin's fridge ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

you wanna play fortnite 😏

no i drank da hard milk 🤮

by organicwhopper April 06, 2022

Three Hard

When something is too hard, to be too hard which then turn into three hard.

Rick: That new J.Cole album was some heat.

Julian: He’ll yea, that album was three hard

by Mjdk13 January 06, 2022

ms harding

a fat fuck that sucks dicks and lives under the school.

ms hardings so fat
real

by ms harding so fat May 20, 2024