A delapidated vehicle presumibly uninsured, soley used to circumnavigate the hood. It is understood that if the vehicle leaves the confines of the ghetto it will instantly be pulled over and impounded.

Look at that Ghetto Jet with broken taillights and a hood that won't close making it's rounds from the liquor store to the bodega.

Ghetto jet by The answer is always Pork Roll June 29, 2023

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Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)

I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.

Ghetto Udon by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023

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ghetto cheese

that stanky gas pack that smell like cheese. dude sellin it normally got dreads and hood ahh fuck

Yo I just cop that ghetto cheese of Marquis. Damn nigga that shit smell like parmesan!!

ghetto cheese by realsmoka011 August 29, 2023

ghetto comeuppance

Fuck With The Hood, And You Get Your Comeuppance. If you fuck around with everyone in a hood/ghetto like place, Everyone from the hood collectively will come and jump you. i. e. Your Comeuppance.

“David! Send help! All these guys are chasing me!”

“What’s going on?”

“I messed with the guys at midtown and-“

“Yeah no. That’s just your Ghetto Comeuppance.”

ghetto comeuppance by 46754568833467785432257 September 22, 2023

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