Five Dollar Foot Job

when you pay someone (ex: a hooker, or your friend)

that hooker gave me a five dollar Foot job

by Winston-H November 20, 2025

five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

Five Buck Box

Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.

Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.

by Rster04 October 23, 2011

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025

High Fiving yourself

You are legit clapping your hands together, but slowly.

"Woah you did amazing at practice today!"
"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Five

Cynthia's favorite person in the whole world.

She replaces every number she sees with five.

Omg is that "Five". I know... I love "Five"

My favorite number is FIVE

by 5eva October 17, 2018