dead beat daddy

A dad that is a dead beat

Man, that husband is one dead beat daddy

by Renee September 22, 2014

left 4 dead

Pretty much a fucking beta test that Valve made everyone do so they could get left for dead 2 right. I payed $50 to be a fucking guinea pig. The down loadable content the promised is going to be on the second game. So what should have been free is now gonna cost prob another 50 bucks. Left 4 dead is now filled with annoying people who do not give a fuck about the game anymore so they just team kill you and your team and then kill themselves. Also has a lot of people that join games and then leave randomly. Cool game when it started, but now it is fucking shit.

Annoying prick: I think I am going to go play left 4 dead and kill my own team and piss everyone off.

by Peopleplz June 9, 2009

dead arm jessica

A boss bitch who puts you in a world of pain

MC: ow bro my arm hurts
GSquared: why?
MC: that dead arm Jessica punched me and gave me a dead arm!

by MCFireBlanket February 6, 2017

brain-dead gawker

someone who gawks in your face--inappropriately, of course.

You are on a bus and someone wearing headphones or who looks like they think they're watching a TV program gawks in your face. You don't bother to say "Hello!" (or "WTF?!") because you already know they won't answer nor even blink, but instead you heartily remind yourself under your breathe, "(It's just) a brain-dead gawker (oh yeah!)"

by ozmatic November 24, 2010

Dead Mouse Mug

The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.

Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!

by SJ@24th June 22, 2010

Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.

Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk

by asksidnow June 7, 2010

dead beat grandmom

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012