dad squad

A group a fathers who are prominent figures in the lives of their children who help chaperone their daughters first date to scare her date into being a total gentleman

I have my dad squad here with me to help chaperone my daughter's first date.

by MinDATucker October 29, 2018

deadbeat dad

when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago

my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.

by big wock November 1, 2018

dad

a dad is different than a father a dad is a man who chooses to be there, love and support you no matter what, a father is when you have a child.

i wish i had a dad

by adrie L. November 4, 2018

dad

The man who won the award for 'longest time spent at the store' with a total of 15 years.

I wonder when my dad's gonna get back from the store.

by ponybalogna November 10, 2018

Dad

A Nigga That Is A Runner As Soon As He Finds Out He Gonna Be A Father.

I'm Pregnant DadI Gotta Go Run To Store Be Back In A Few

by 21babygirl July 9, 2017

monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad

wow your dad is such a monkey dad

by Niyuo August 15, 2017

Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at

by Grandpapi knows where u live February 19, 2019