Chris Flannigan is one of the Jewish Community’s Leader, Kyle Faulkner’s, bitches. Kyle is often seen receiving head at veterans park from Chris. Chris has partaken in at least 38 gay orgys, and is the worst plug in the tri-state area. He was known to sell half gram carts for 70 dollars.
Chris: Hey man, want to buy one of my fire .01% THC carts for $85?
H-Town Nigga: No you fucking virgin, get out of here and go fuck kyle again
Chris: Okay sorry man
H-Town nigga: Man, Chris Flannigan is a fucking queer
H-Town Nigga: No you fucking virgin, get out of here and go fuck kyle again
Chris: Okay sorry man
H-Town nigga: Man, Chris Flannigan is a fucking queer
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Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
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