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captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018
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Cacuti

1:Ur Mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
3: Ur Granny Tranny
4: Ur grandpap a trap
Catharina: hey guys whats up, Im Cacuti!
1, 2, 3 & 4 get exploded to smithereens then built back to humans to be exploded again
by poopy mcpoophead May 14, 2018
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Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.
Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around
by Merkp June 7, 2018
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Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys
by Merkp June 7, 2018
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Capital

Them capital niggas dont play
by Raekig June 9, 2018
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Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
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Captain modshot

Captain modshot is a well known ginger pikey in limerick Mainly the castletroy area. He is quite the edgy teen. Also known as mikey the ginger pikey.he likes to rob garden chairs preferably the plastic ones. Mikey has been doing kickboxing for 18 years. His enemy is Jack enright. His ally is alex ryan who is also his best friend.
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Captain modshot- fight me outside Tesco
by iLevrates July 24, 2018
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