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Bowling Grip 

When a man, usually of notable strength, lifts a woman off of the ground by inserting his two middle fingers into her vagina, and placing his thumb inside her rectum, as if gripping a bowling ball.
Did you see Tina's face? Word has it that her boyfriend gave her the 'bowling grip', and swung her down a flight of stairs.
Bowling Grip by Gumzoobo June 2, 2011
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açaí bowls 

Trendy teens go to bowl for Instagram pictures. Actually a bowl of shit and fruit that isn’t even healthy. Açaí bowls taste like cheap ice cream.
“Omg we should get açaí bowls!”
açaí bowls by Jaydisdaddy June 27, 2018
The act of sticking you thumb in a womans ass while hitting it from the back, holding her ass such as a bowling ball.
-Jim: Hey Chance i took my girl bowling last week
-Chance: I okay that cool
-Jim: Nal i took her bowling!
-Chance: OHHHH you took her bowling, how did she like it?
-Jim: She was cool with it.

I took that bitch bowling last night.
Bowling by Negharasaki April 17, 2011
Verb. Fornication, coitus, sexual intercourse
Jess and Andy are totally going bowling tonight.
Bowling by Bowling for sex October 1, 2016

BEST BOWLER 

EFRAIN DORIA( also see king of iron fist tournament)
man i cant be the best bowler, i know who is though.
BEST BOWLER by FRO December 15, 2004
Out of style haircut. The rediculous looking hair cut that is cut in the shape of a bowl. The back and sides are buzzed and underneath with the top long, hanging down to the ears, cut in the shape of a bowl.
Place a bowl on your head and cut around it. The bowlcut is very common for institutionalized people. Governments find this a cheaper haircut so it saves them money when taking care of the criminally insane. Bowls are cheap and to save money when taking care of mentally handicapped people or criminally insane they find a bowl and a pair of scissors cheap. Bowlcut.

butt bowler 

Noun

1. A more detailed version than asshat. Generally refers to a person who is more idiotic and/or stupid with village idiot qualities than an asshat or an arse fedora is.
"Oh my god. He's so dumb. He's a butt bowler!"