stoney bones

A mythical sex god. Some call him A Her. In the valleys of Tuscany they call him Stoney Bones Herino. At times he can become frightening but with time and patience he warms your soul with love and passion. Real stand up guy.

I was walking through the forest when a Stoney Bones flew in on a dragon to rescue my soul.

by breakfastattiffanys March 8, 2014

Stranger Boning

The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.

Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.

Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.

O shit, I got it from you then!

by niggabitchsluthoe86 May 22, 2014

bone points

How much someone wants to fuck you, the more "Bone Points" the more sex is wanted.

Man, i have so much Bone Points with my mom.

by Dr. Jiggyfap July 12, 2014

krusty bone

When ones bones becomes encrusted in anothers cum

That guy became a krusty bone at that party last night

by The man that knows July 30, 2014

Bone meal

A #14 at Mc.Bonies.
When someones boner is anothers meal

Bro i heard she like extra large bone meal and lucky for her im here to deliver

by YRNmagilla August 4, 2014

bone hold

A violent or very tight hand job.

When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.

by Bucket of Fail September 16, 2014

slow on the bone

when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost

"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."

by paptort September 19, 2014