(noun) derogatory term for a lazy or inept Boss Bitch
A woman who looks like a Boss Bitch (BB) but has no intention of maintaining her business. A Boss Bunny (bb) relies on perception to curate the excitement needed for an initial seed round. Funds are then diverted into luxury living instead of business needs
At the beginning, a (bb) and a (BB) look similar. However, unwilling to invest the time and hard work a business needa, a (bb) is unable to maintain her business. She uses gaslighting to maintain the charade until an opportunity allows her to exit.
During decline, their partners may seek removal. This is expensive and is called the "Golden Exit" technique. Having met no initial promises, the (bb) will seek a payout of her unearned equity. Like a Viceroy butterfly mimicking a Monarch, the (bb) relies on her similarities to a (BB). Fearing mainstream "cancel culture," most will quietly pay to make the Bunny leave.
(bb) usually associate with (BB) citing "sisterhood" or "toppling the patriarchy." A reliable identification method is "body count." Both Serial Daters and Bunnies have long lists of abandoned relationships.
Natural habitats include coffee shops or luxury co-working. These provide a backdrop for edgy cleavage or inspirational IG posts.
Romantic partners of (bb) will be dragged between failing business endeavors. Since subsidization is integral to the (bb) lifestyle they seek high earners and credit scores.
A woman who looks like a Boss Bitch (BB) but has no intention of maintaining her business. A Boss Bunny (bb) relies on perception to curate the excitement needed for an initial seed round. Funds are then diverted into luxury living instead of business needs
At the beginning, a (bb) and a (BB) look similar. However, unwilling to invest the time and hard work a business needa, a (bb) is unable to maintain her business. She uses gaslighting to maintain the charade until an opportunity allows her to exit.
During decline, their partners may seek removal. This is expensive and is called the "Golden Exit" technique. Having met no initial promises, the (bb) will seek a payout of her unearned equity. Like a Viceroy butterfly mimicking a Monarch, the (bb) relies on her similarities to a (BB). Fearing mainstream "cancel culture," most will quietly pay to make the Bunny leave.
(bb) usually associate with (BB) citing "sisterhood" or "toppling the patriarchy." A reliable identification method is "body count." Both Serial Daters and Bunnies have long lists of abandoned relationships.
Natural habitats include coffee shops or luxury co-working. These provide a backdrop for edgy cleavage or inspirational IG posts.
Romantic partners of (bb) will be dragged between failing business endeavors. Since subsidization is integral to the (bb) lifestyle they seek high earners and credit scores.
Rupert Murdoch: Have you invested in Theranos? Elizabeth Holmes looks like she's the real deal!
Warren Buffett: No, she's a Boss Bunny who is giving board seats to big names over industry experts. This is clearly a farce.
*based on true events
Brayden: Did you see Ashleigh's new startup on IG? She's been at my coffee shop every day this week working on her new laptop.
Jayden: She's a Boss Bunny... Remember when she was in the pyramid scheme three months ago, or that reverse pyramid scheme six months ago, or when she was selling cosmetics last year?
Warren Buffett: No, she's a Boss Bunny who is giving board seats to big names over industry experts. This is clearly a farce.
*based on true events
Brayden: Did you see Ashleigh's new startup on IG? She's been at my coffee shop every day this week working on her new laptop.
Jayden: She's a Boss Bunny... Remember when she was in the pyramid scheme three months ago, or that reverse pyramid scheme six months ago, or when she was selling cosmetics last year?
by SpecsAndDecks January 19, 2022
Get the Boss Bunnymug. A derivative of a playboy bunny suit which covers the part that are exposed in a regular playboy bunny suit but exposes the part that are normally covered in a regular playboy bunny suit. Also referred to as a Reverse Bunny Suit.
by PomuHub December 26, 2024
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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Aquiarianusuhiyu> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunesmug. these light skinned broads be on some bullshit...eff it..i need me a cadburry bunny..a sweet chocolate sista!
by REAL TIME August 2, 2011
Get the cadburry bunnymug. A white girl who is familiar with hip hop culture such as rap/hip hop song lyrics. Also known as a ghetto snow bunny.
by watchout5002 January 16, 2024
Get the gutter bunnymug.