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Apple

The best company ever, if you’re super slow dumb as android has something good, we’ll have it in less than 2 years but 50x better
Guy 1:I just got the new android

Guy 2:the new apple iPhone Just came out today

Guy 1:shit
by Y gghjfryhvfjh October 30, 2020
mugGet the Applemug.

apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokker” William White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.
Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!
by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 21, 2023
mugGet the apple bonesmug.

Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of an apple you fucking dumbass.
"Jimmy bought 72385 apples for some god forsaken reason"

"Jimmy decided that he would use the apples to keep the doctor away, little did he know that his doctor was also his dad."
by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020
mugGet the Applemug.

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
mugGet the Newtons Applemug.

apple

a phone/computer company that makes overpriced shit.

Person 1: Woah. Is that the new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.
Person 1: Woah. Is that apple's new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.
by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022
mugGet the applemug.

That 1% of apple users

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.
John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.
by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023
mugGet the That 1% of apple usersmug.

apple

by appletron2000 April 23, 2024
mugGet the applemug.

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