anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass, what the fuck else would it be?

I'm no tyour girlfriend so quit fucking anal beading me!

by ramses February 9, 2003

Anal Beads

The best tasting meal when I wake up in the morning.

Mmmmmm... Anal Beads for breakfast.

by Chrispy March 23, 2004

anal retentive

people who call other people anal retentive, who talk about Freud defining anal retentive, who ask people when was the last time they wet their pants or pooped in their diaper and who ask silly annoying questions and refuse to pay proper attention to the rules of the game

Someone who thinks being orderly and clean or striving for perfection is nitpicking or anal retentive are anal retentive themselves.

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

anal chugging

Apparently done at frat parties by "straight" guys.

One guy lies on the floor face up, another guy squats over
his face about 6 inches. Beer is then poured down the
squatting guy's back, running down over his butt crack, over the anus, and into the mouth of the guy lying on the
floor. Hmmmm....nutty....

The frat boys were anal chugging fancy beer last night.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

Anal leakage

when you have fluids semen, water or other liquids flowing out of the anus

Austin Derby: i have to have a glass of anal leakage every morning to wake me up
Cody Reed:.....

by table pounder October 2, 2011

Anal Pastie

Dervived from an Asshole, and the shit that comes out of it, an anal pastie is what someone is usually considered to eat if they are a shit eater, or lick peoples arseholes (figuratively). Anal pastie is usually used as follows...
Goddamn,

Bob, you really do eat your Dads anal pasties don't you. You lick more ass than a hungry blind canine.

Or

Fucking hell James, did you want to eat anymore of his/her anal pasties? You shitraping motherfucking poo prodder.

by Profanosaurus September 17, 2008

anal opener

similar to "can opener" maneuver off of the diving board, but landing directly in the ass, causing an extreme rush of water into the asshole.

While trying to show off my incredibly awesome dives, I accidently fell directly on my ass, creating an anal opener.

by brookie brooks August 23, 2006