Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

Ethan ledbetter

A skinny tall blonde mother fucker the makes fun of furries

Furry: “bark bark im sexually attracted to do-
Ethan: shut the fuck up
Just think about it, a HUMAN dressing up like a dog and acting like one, “Ethan Ledbetter”

by No morefurries April 10, 2022

Ethan Pelt

The absolute sexiest person ever. And has the best girlfriend in the world.

Ethan Pelt is THICC

by swagdaddy#82 April 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a Penis head

P1: Yo what do you think of ethan in fourth block?
P2: He is a penis head.

by ethan_hater69 December 15, 2021

ETHAN

Literally a total god

Girl : Ethan's is a great boy but I want to break up with him. Other girl : No way but if you do illl have him

by AllThisIsTrue October 28, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a very handsome person, he is the sexiest in your school. He never plays though. He is also the one who should be leader of all the clubs in your school, but he is too humble. He always asks how you are doing.

Ethan is the best boy in the world,
Every girl wants Ethan in her life.

by My boyfriend ethan is the best April 28, 2020

Ethan

A good guy

Ethan: yeet

by Mememaster1998 May 21, 2019