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You a lang

You are such a lang
Omg larry is such a lang
You a lang
by ST4R_words January 20, 2024
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Do You Want a Cookie?

Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”
by she’s mine. January 22, 2024
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Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR

Don't knock it till you try it.
Try "Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR" NOW
by I LOVE FRYINGPANS February 18, 2024
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Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
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If you threaten a kid

You don't have schizophrenia. You don't have severe mental issues. You aren't a mythical creature from the underworld. That isn't how reality works.
Hym "And if you threaten a kid and the guy keeps doing the thing your threatened the kid over, murder the kid. Maim it. Mangle it. Kill someone else's kids. Kill as many kids as it takes for him to learn the lesson threatening his kid didn't teach him. The more blood you spill, the closer he gets to understanding that his kids isn't worth 2 cents buried in a pile of donkey shit. And then kill yourself to show him that you aren't afraid of whatever God he cowers before."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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You a pawn

a pawn = someone used by others for their own purposes

coined by Kanye West during a conversation with Kai Cenat
Fuck you nigga

You was told to diss my shit

You a pawn
by thugheim March 19, 2024
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pitch you on a pilot

“ I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you
When a whore gets mad when you tell them there pussy is like flank steak the whore will reply” I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you
by Hart rob April 20, 2024
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