A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007
Get the ohio crack snackmug. Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.
Sammy: wtf is wrong with you
Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
Sammy: wtf is wrong with you
Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022
Get the cracked like an eggmug. 
Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.
by MC Busta January 17, 2020
Get the crack house chefmug. by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023
Get the crack a nut o'clockmug. by bimbo4eva March 5, 2022
Get the mad crack pummug. Butt crack jack is a redhead who is a butt crack. He is a pain in the arse and weird. I dislike him and do not trust him.
by Farting Tim March 20, 2022
Get the Butt crack jackmug.