social nonsecurity

Describes the Ponzi scheme younger workers support through forced payroll deductions. Because these deductions reduce their income, they are less able to save for their own retirement.

Heather: Last year I paid 5K into social nonsecurity!

Chad: That blows, you could have fully funded your Roth IRA.

by TheCricket March 4, 2011

Social Arson

The reckless act of "Playing with Fire" as applied to a social or romantic context.

When Melinda asked to borrow her ex's wrench, knowing he would offer to come over and fix her pipes himself, she couldn't help but wonder if the text committed Social Arson.

by Maggie Bittenburg March 11, 2011

Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.

Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011

Boke Social

A party with an inordinate amount of unattractive people which takes place in Glasgow.

How was the party tonight? It was such a Boke Social!

by MelTri October 24, 2011

Social Cusser

A "Social Cusser" is someone who only cusses around people who cuss, or if people around them are cussing. But if they are with people who don't, they don't.

Like a Social Drinker, but with cussing.

"Whoah, Billy, you were cussing up a storm with Lee and Sara yesterday!"
"Yeah, man. Im a social cusser."

by Saafra August 25, 2011

SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011