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second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
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secondhand slop

The act of receiving a handy, lubricated with the spit of someone who just gave sloppy top to someone else. E.g. She blows guy one; guy two is given a handjob with her spit off of guy one’s cock.
“hey bro! did you get top from Amanda last night at the party?”
“no. she blew David last night, but he was nice enough to give me secondhand slop so at least i got that going for me.”
by bigb00tyr3dhead January 22, 2024
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Secondhand Nostalgia

Feeling nostalgia for something that came waaay before one’s time. This usually refers to people who like listening to music before the early 2000’s, and talking about this time as though they experienced it themselves, when in reality they were born decades after that era has long ended.
Person 1: “man, I love listening to Guns N’ Roses on cassette! You just can’t get the same feel from Spotify… I wish I could go back to the 80’s when shit was simpler”

Person 2: “dude, you were born in 2001, you only like cassette because you were too poor to afford an iPhone back in high school. You never experienced the 80’s, and your Secondhand Nostalgia is embarrassing.”
by Jalsqually February 23, 2024
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second hand act

Personal Cringe one feels watching the act of another.
What a second hand act! Joey was just here and already whipped & nae nae’d
by Wordsmithbihtadah March 2, 2024
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Second date dance

The second date dance is commonly known as when the guy preforms an agressive and weird dance infront of the girl to impress her. This usually happens in about 80% of second dates.
"Yeah. He did the second date dance and idk if i should go for a third date because he didn't do the dance right."
by biscuits4life April 10, 2024
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Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...
Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
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scone chucker

An English fuck wad. Only used to be derogatory.
“That British fuck shorted me!! What a scone chucker!”
by Bigdolphinkodeine April 18, 2024
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