KitKat (#1 snow hater)

The #1 twitter snow hater (theyre polish)

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by KitKatFromX January 12, 2024

snow wife

A wife who likes to be a slut in front of her husband, or rub her sluttiness in his face. The wife likes the liberation of acting like a total slut for any men she chooses, and believes that having a husband shouldn’t inhibit her ability to be fully pleased.

The snow wife enjoyed taunting her husband after getting fucked by a big cock.

by Michael Cox M.D. January 15, 2024

Toblerone in the Snow

Cumming and pooping in your pants simultaneously.

“She was so hot she made me drop a toblerone in the snow.”

by SalemBeeboppo January 15, 2024

Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

rock in the snow

To be unique; Unlike other people surrounding you.

Ethan is such a rock in the snow

by mMMmmMMmmmyoyoyoy January 16, 2024

Snow White

I'm just sayin... It's a little date-rapey... Ya know?

Hym "I mean, he's never met Snow White in his life... And it's like... If the kiss doesn't work... And it DOESN'T wake her up... You know... Then what? Does he try again? Second smooch doesn't work... Now what? 'Well, I guess she's not my true love!' And then he just walks away? I don't know... The gears are turning... You know what I'm not even going to pretend. He's sticking his weiner in- It's- That's not even- It's the middle ages, alright? He's sticking his weiner in. The fact that the kiss worked is plot-armor. But wait... What if the kiss doesn't work but the weiner DOES? Is it... Is that fine then? Because he kisses her TO WAKE HER UP, right? Like, 'for the purpose' of waking her up. That was the goal. So... What then?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2024

Snow

This shit is sooo damn annoying. There was a fucking snowstorm yesterday night and now I can't get anywhere so I'm writing an Urban Dictionary definition. The one good thing about it is that I can annoy my friends by jumping into it. It's white too, I guess

Christmas is over, you can go now, shoo. (Snow)

by Gabey Gabe January 17, 2024