Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

Smoke Dragon

A smoke dragon is when you are smoking a drug (mainly speed aka sparkle) and you are blowing it out your nose and continuing to hit it at the same time.

You can become the ultimate smoke dragon.

Not to mention gives you the ultimate High .

Warning : do not practice this on friends or Acquaintances bubbles or sparkle ... this may anger them . Maybe gently share the idea with them first allowing them to master the smoke dragon too.

Alexis: Wanna see a freakin smoke dragon ?

Melissa: a smoke dragon? Sure, your gonna do it regardless what I say, haha.

Alexis: *smoke dragon in the making*

WOOAAAA, you see that mf smoke dragon !

by EyeCandy23 June 10, 2022

on smoke

when someone is angry or potentially rude

"omg sasha has been on smoke recently , have you heard what she's been saying !"

by on smoke April 11, 2025

smokes

what hori people say instead of cigarettes. Generally, a word commonly used in New Zealand

"bro do you have any smokes?"

"nah ghee, just smoked the last one"

by broski898 February 10, 2019

Smoked

When someone has smoked themselves stupid.

Sidney: Have you seen Katy’s posts on Facebook lately?

Angelica: omg yeah, they don’t make any sense! She been hitting the bubble too hard! That bitch need to lay off it for a second. That bitch is SMOKED!!

by Eviljunkie October 3, 2021

Smoke Storage

when a guy hits a vape and exhales it inside of a woman’s vagina by spreading it open.

Jake just perform a smoke storage on his aunty last night.

by water rust January 27, 2022

Diet Smoke

When you want to have a smoke, but only want to smoke a small amount either to preserve the item you are smoking, or because you are on a tolerance break.

I'm trying to smoke less but I need a puff so I'm just gonna go out for a Diet Smoke

by CongoJSpin September 16, 2019