To grad the cock and balls of you partner in one handfull from behing while he is on all fours. Then shout as loud as you can into his ass and squeeze. Whatever you yell he has to yell louder...
If you really want the neighbors to hear you fooling around you need to break out the RUSTY MEGAPHONE
by Riffmonger January 20, 2012
Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017
A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.
by El Jefe Diablo October 03, 2019
When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.
I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!
by Scottydoes213 February 28, 2021
When a girl takes a shit in there hand and gives a guy a hand job without washing the shit off. This will leave a rusted look on the shaft of the penis. Hence rusty palmer
by Doc Rondow January 08, 2024
Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.
by Schermacide X October 21, 2014
A 'Rusty Romo' is when you take a pretty gal out to dinner and then hit on the waiter the whole night.
an example of a Rusty Romo in progess.."Go back to your place and score? No thanks, I'm enjoying the breadsticks."
Or the Dallas Cowboys vs the San Francisco 49ers on September 7, 2014.
Or the Dallas Cowboys vs the San Francisco 49ers on September 7, 2014.
by another anthony September 08, 2014