rusty ganache

A man with kidney stones blowing a bloody load inside the pooper.

It hurt like a muthafuckah, but I gave Lindsey a hell of a Rusty Ganache last night.

by Gnarly174738 April 30, 2014

Rusty skillet

A rusty skillet is when you cum inside of a woman that is on her period, leaving her insides coated in a pink mess, resembling the rust in an old, uncared for skillet.

My girlfriend was on her period the other ngiht, but I didn't let that stop me... I gave her a rusty skillet.

by Le'Henry September 20, 2020

rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard

Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.

by DerHoffMan June 16, 2016

Rusty Rivera

Dirty Bunghole

Man I should of wiped better I got myself a Rusty Rivera

by CJones9292 August 19, 2022

rusty bolder

When you slip your balls in your old rusty grandmas pussy.

Man that grandma looks like I need to rust her pussy up with an old fashion rusty bolder.

by Bethu December 13, 2013

rusty bath

Is when girls named Jamie take 2 dicks in the rear end with a loaded rectum. Preferably after eating.

"me and my boy stuck it in Jamie's ass after taco bell and she gave us a rusty bath"

by Jamiedontsuckit June 19, 2014

Rusty Urkel

A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!

Bill: How did you get pinkeye?

Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.

Bill: What did you do?

Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.

by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023