purple foreskin

When you jack off so hard your dick changes color 🍆

A: Dude I’ve been getting purple foreskin recently

B: Damn dude u need to get yourself a gf

by Not Flame-54 July 26, 2021

Purple Knight

A Purple Knight is a handsome man who is narcissistic, charming, a sweet talker, and takes credit for other people's work. He makes promises but doesn't keep them. In essence, he's a good-for-nothing guy. When it comes to the work, he can't do the job himself, so he takes credit for it as if he worked with the team to complete it. When it comes to dating, he's the type of guy who says sweet nothing to women.

Jack didn't contribute much to the project, but he took all the credit from us at the end! He still remains at large purple knighting among his co-workers.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024

purple spaghetti

A dildo

My purple spaghetti is hard to find

by Winchester4life October 5, 2017

Purple Passions

A powerful affinity for the color purple.

He has purple passions. You can tell she has purple passions.

by Tried That Twice 23 March 21, 2023

Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.

Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.

by Ressel August 6, 2016

Purple

The best color, no argument.

Red: Do you think that I am a pretty color?
Blue: I mean, you're no Purple, but you're alright

by Vanilla.Latte40 October 22, 2020

Purple coke

Thanos coke

Stop doing purple coke

by Kashoot yourself April 23, 2019