a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.
by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017
Get the a potato cabbagemug. An idividual above a yogurt male in the hierarchy of men. Just like yogurt males, potato salad males enjoy the simpler things in life, however the difference is that potato salad is more superior than yogurt making potato salad men above all men. They are well respected individuals with amazing humour.
by Potato salad enjoyer May 26, 2022
Get the Potato Salad Malemug. 
The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato
Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."
by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023
Get the potatomug. by Tennisgirl567 May 1, 2018
Get the Potatomug. by Its ya boi May 17, 2020
Get the Fine!Potatomug.